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Two Loons and a Kid
Season 1, Episode 32
Air date May 1,2017
Written by garfieldodie
Directed by JaJaLoo
Production code 132
Episode guide
"Eggs for Calvin!"
"Gasping for Air"

Cast(in order of appearance):Calvin,Hobbes,Calvin's mother,Calvin's father,Dana,Socrates,Andy,Sherman


When Mom's sister is in town,Calvin and Hobbes are in charge of babysitting Calvin's cousin,Dana. But of course,things are a lot more complicated than they thought.

Full plot

One Friday afternoon, Calvin finds himself faced with a problem - his mother has left him to babysit his little cousin Dana while she's at the store, and his friends are coming over!  The duo resolve to be the best babysitters they can be (although it takes the other three a bit of begging to agree). Their attempts at feeding her go unrewarded, and she finds herself abandoned when the five attempt to set up their ultimate water balloon trap. Unsurprisingly, she wanders out into open traffic, and Calvin and Hobbes take after her. After a mishap involving accidentally picking up the wrong infant, the duo explode through the general store, getting kicked out. The MTM's tracking device shows her new location to be in the zoo... more specifically, about to go over a waterfall. Thankfully, it's not all that deep, but the river splits - the duo go down one path, Dana the other. She seems to be fine, but Calvin and Hobbes are soon separated thanks to a whirlpool. Meanwhile, Andy and Socrates get a call from Calvin's mom, who's coming home in half an hour! After quite a bit, Hobbes and Calvin reunite and find Dana with ten minutes left before Mom comes home. Back at the house, Andy ends up having to cover for him, which leads to a lot of blatant lies, but thankfully he comes home soon.​​​​


Two Loons and a Kid Transcript


ve Episodes of Calvin and Hobbes the Series
Season 1 Birth Of a FriendshipThe Photo ManWorld's Greatest CalvinNaughty Fireworks!The Mighty School EscapeHelp WantedThe Black Turning Funnel(Part 1)The Black Turning Funnel(Part 2)The Time PauserCalvin Gets Professional HelpHome UnAloneFull Moon,Full BaloneyCalvin's Batman Adventure(Part 1)Calvin's Batman Adventure(Part 2)Calvin's Batman Adventure(Part 3)Calvin's Batman Adventure(Part 4)Calvin's Batman Adventure(Part 5)The Night of the Living TelevisionA Calvin and Hobbes Christmas!Attack of the Vampire BabysitterHave You Seen This Tiger?(Part 1)Have You Seen This Tiger?(Part 2)Have You Seen This Tiger?(Part 3)Have You Seen This Tiger?(Part 4)Have You Seen This Tiger?(Part 5)Confessions of a Prank Loving TigerCamping on a Deserted Rock is FUN!Tonsil TerrorThe Yellowstone Monster(Part 1)The Yellowstone Monster(Part 2)Eggs for Calvin!Two Loons and a KidGasping for AirThe Case of the Rogue Water Balloon
Season 2 Time Terror(Part 1)Time Terror(Part 2)Time Terror(Part 3)Time Terror(Part 4)Time Terror(Part 5)Time Terror(Part 6)It Will Build CharacterMonkey See,Monkey MaimThe Transmitter Conspiracy(Part 1)The Transmitter Conspiracy(Part 2)Nighty Shut Up!A Day at the OfficeThe Great Halloween HeistCamp BluesCalvin,Hobbes,and the PilgrimsThe Falling Sky(Part 1)The Falling Sky(Part 2)The Return of Dr. BrainstormChaos to My EarsInsanity is in the AirWild MovieThe Insane Road Trip(Part 1)The Insane Road Trip(Part 2) A Club's BlowSuper CalvinThe Night of the Living Television II(Part 1)The Night of the Living Television II(Part 2)The Night of the Living Television II(Part 3)The Night of the Living Television II(Part 4)The Night of the Living Television II(Part 5)Sherman Goes to the VetPersonality TestCALVIN FOR PRESIDENT!Roughin' ItThe Alien Huntress
Season 3 Dr.BrainChill(Part 1)Dr.BrainChill(Part 2)Department Store HorrorsThat's MISTER Sherman to You!ChainsMirror rorriMTracer Bullet in ColorRIP CalvinPranking the GhostsHypercubeThe Five Calvins(Part 1)The Five Calvins(Part 2)The Five Calvins(Part 3)The Five Calvins(Part 4)The Five Calvins(Part 5)The Five Calvins(Part 6)An MTM EpisodeMission:SocratesNew Year,New DisastersSHEILA'S BACK!62 Percent More EvilElectronic Invasion(Part 1)Electronic Invasion(Part 2)A Day in Your ShoesLet Us Prank The FoolAttack of the Monsters(Part 1)Attack of the Monsters(Part 2)The Genius HamsterPharoah AndrewRobot's Day OutThunderstorm(Part 1)Thunderstorm(Part 2)Thunderstorm(Part 3Thunderstorm(Part 4)Thunderstorm(Part 5)Thunderstorm (Part 6)
Season 4 Camping Trip(Part 1)Camping Trip(Part 2)DadSurge Lenny's Diary Part Three Socrates SquaredInvasion(Part 1)Invasion(Part 2)Invasion(Part 3)Invasion(Part 4)Invasion(Part 5)Invasion(Part 6)Rhyme TimeTales of a TigerSouthwest PacificThe Spirit RoomPugHeroWagoner's EdThe RealiphoneCyberboyRepeatRememberKarmaI'm Partially In Love With YouForecast for DisasterBodyswapOur Solemn Hour(Part 1)Our Solemn Hour(Part 2)
Season 5 Alien Nation(Part 1)Alien Nation(Part 2)Hear My VoiceDark Laughter(Part 1)Dark Laughter(Part 2)The Time MasterPOVWhite NoiseNocturnals(Part 1)Nocturnals(Part 2)Nocturnal(Part 3)Nocturnals(Part 4)Nocturnals(Part 5)Nocturnals(Part 6)SocrateslandTemporal DelayDubaiLightning ManSummer in the CityMirror rorriM TwoBlack Rain(Part 1)Black Rain(Part 1)Black Rain(Part 3)Black Rain(Part 4)Black Rain(Part 5)Black Rain(Part 6)Black Rain(Part 7)Black Rain Epilogue