Insanity is in the Air Transcript

Scene 1
(Calvin and Hobbes walk through the woods on a snowy day.)

Hobbes: Well, Valentine's Day is coming up!

Calvin: So what? Who cares? Not me!

Hobbes: Do you have a valentine this year?

Calvin: NO!

Hobbes: Is it Susie???

Calvin: NO!!

Hobbes: Ooh, I bet she is! I'm sure that this is the year that you finally get up the guts to ask Susie on a date!

Calvin: WHAT?!?

Hobbes: Yep, and when she accepts, you'll go to a movie, and she'll fall asleep on your shoulder, and you'l casually put your arm around her and hold her close!

(Calvin snarls angrily.)

Hobbes: Then you'll drive her home and pull out a plastic ring you got her from a gumball machine outside the theater, and you'll get down on one knee...

Calvin: SHUT UP!!

Hobbes: And you'll hold her hand...

Calvin: DON'T YOU DARE!

Hobbes: And you'll ask her that very important question...

Calvin: '''SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!'''

Hobbes: Will you marry me?

Calvin: THAT DOES IT!

(Calvin tackles Hobbes, and they tumble through the snow.)

Calvin: TAKE IT BACK!

Hobbes: The honeymoon will be in Cancun!

Calvin: TAKE IT BACK!

Hobbes: You'll buy an expensive gift for her on all your anniversaries!

Calvin: TAKE IT BACK!

Hobbes You'll snuggle up in front of a fireplace reading romantic poetry to each other!

Calvin: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

(The fight ends with them crashing into a fence.)

Calvin: Truce?

Hobbes: Okay, truce.

(They both get up)

Calvin: Just another Valentine's Day for us.

Hobbes: And how. Let's find Andy and Socrates and get a game of Calvinball started.

(Cut to the outside of Andy's house.  Calvin knocks on the door. Andy answers.)

Andy: Oh, hey guys, come on in.

Calvin: Hey, Andy. We were just wondering if you were up for a quick game of Calvinball.

Andy: Maybe a little later. I've got to do something real quick. Socrates and Sherman are in the living room.

Hobbes: What's Socrates doing here?

Andy: Something about a chess game. I dunno. I don't care about it right now.

(Calvin and Hobbes enter the house, and see Socrates and Sherman playing chess.)