Stars Stars: The Franchise Awakens (Calvin and Hobbes Version)

Stars Stars: The Franchise Awakens is a Calvin and Hobbes-ified play based on Stars Stars: The Franchise Awakens, which is a play.

Males

 * Calvin as Chip
 * Hobbes as Emo Whine
 * Socrates as Uncle Butt/General Huphuphup/Alien 2/Alien 7/JibJab Bonk
 * Andy as Cant Soold
 * Sherman as Scooper Trooper Pilot 1/Alien 1/Alien 6/Clap Snaply/Archduke Poopoo/Anodyne Blockbuster
 * Calvin's Dad as Greeno/Wedgie Anterior/General Nuisance/Loot Blockbuster

Females

 * Jessica as Ledge End Sagga/Alien 3/Alien 8/Noonian Numb/Kobe-Beef Canoli
 * Rosalyn as Quoth Nevermore
 * Candace as Buybuy 88.95
 * Miss Wormwood as Captain Phlegma/Alien 4/Alien 9
 * Susie as Zap
 * Calvin's mother as Layta Alligayta

Others

 * Dr. Brainstorm as Scooper Trooper 1 (Iota Nu 2000)/Artvan D-Lay
 * Jack as Scooper Trooper Pilot 2/Jee Dealio
 * Moe as Shagcarpa
 * Principal Spittle as Scooper Trooper/Mom Mothra/Drang Mangle
 * Rupert as Scooper Trooper/Mer "Porky" Melody/Drang Sturmer
 * Earl as Alien 5/Alien 10/Kik Maderriere/Yolo
 * Bill Watterson as Grand Wunderkind Snookus
 * Spaceman Spiff as Gramz Canasta

Plot
In the beginning, Quoth Nevermore (Rosalyn) visits Ledge End Sagga (Jessica) on planet Jakkinabox. Quoth hides the data to make a new Stars Stars movie in her bot, BuyBuy 88.95 (Candace). Then, Emo Whine (Hobbes) enters with Captain Phlegma (Miss Wormwood) and an army of Scooper Troopers (Dr. Brainstorm,Principal Spittle, Rupert) and kills Sagga, but not before Quoth escapes with Chi Pi 1977 (Calvin). Quoth gives Chi Pi the name Chip.

Meanwhile, Zap (Susie), a Stars Stars fangirl, conferences with Uncle Butt (Socrates) about buying old Stars Stars merchandise. BuyBuy shows up, and then Chip and Quoth show up. The First Chapter invades, and then the gang finds the Pre-Millenial Fandom. They take off.

After flying away and shooting down two Scooper Trooper Pilots (Jack and Sherman), the Fandom is boarded by Cant Soold (Andy) and his partner Shagcarpa (Moe). The three try to convince Soold to make a new Stars Stars movie, and then Soold agrees to take them to a nearby place.

On the First Chapter base, General Huphuphup (Socrates) tells Emo that Grand Wunderkind Snookus (Bill Watterson) will begin a transmission broadcast. The broadcast begins, and Snookus tells Emo that he has to kill Soold. Emo accepts, and goes off.

In the Cantinacabana on planet Tacobellpizzahut, Canasta (Spaceman Spiff) dances with several aliens (Sherman, Socrates, Jessica, Miss Wormwood, Earl). The gang enters, and Soold and his rival Greeno (Calvin's father) have a brawl. Canasta comes up to the gang and gives Loot Blockbuster's original laserblade to Zap. Zap can't take it and runs off. Then Emo shows up. He challenges Soold to a dance battle, in which Soold dies.