Calvin and the New Next Door Neighbour Transcript

Scene 1:Calvin's backyard
Calvin:I got the flag!

Hobbes:Not for long!

Calvin:New rule! If you touch the bonus box,you don't sing the Very Sorry Song.

Hobbes:Sounds good.

Calvin:Except there's a downside to this rule.

Hobbes:What is it?

Calvin:I couldn't find the bonus box this morning.

Hobbes:Well,let's find it.

Scene 2:Mr.Johnson
Calvin:There it is!

Hobbes:But it's by a moving van.

Calvin:Moving vans are always not good. Someone crappy moves in,like Susie.

Susie(voice only):I HEARD THAT!

(Suddenly,Mr.Johnson comes out of the van.)

Mr.Johnson(On the phone):No,no,no. You and Albert are at a MOTEL! We were supposed to check it out together.

Calvin:Shoud we introduce ourselves?

Hobbes:It would be polite.

(Calvin and Hobbes walk over to Mr.Johnson when he is off his phone)

Calvin:Hi! I'm Calvin Jacobson. I live next door.

Mr.Johnson:Nice to meet you Calvin. I am Henry Johnson. And who is this?

Calvin:This is Hobbes,my best friend.

Mr.Johnson:Should you be playing with real friends?

Calvin:I will when I'm ready.

Mr.Johnson:I bet you'll make good friends with my son Albert.

Calvin:Can I go back to playing my game?

Mr.Johnson:You may.

Scene 3:Good to Bad
(Calvin and Hobbes go back to playing Calvinball)

Calvin:The rule I made up won't count OK,Hobbes

Hobbes:OK. Start Singing

Calvin:Here's the very sorry song! Won't you help and sing along

Hobbes:Bum bum bum

Calvin:I blew it!

Hobbes:He's sorry!

Calvin:I knew...

Mr.Johnson:TURN THE VOLUME DOWN,PLEASE!

Calvin:OK. Hobbes,let's go inside.

Hobbes:Why?

Calvin:Mr.Johnson is ruining my life.

Hobbes: How about we play MCL 13?

Calvin: Bad graphics.