Hotel Calvin Transcript

(Episode starts with Calvin and Hobbes in their bedroom reading comic books)

Hobbes: Okay, I'm getting bored, we've just been reading comic books since we got up two hours ago. Can't we do something else?

Calvin: I would, but I'm too lazy at the moment.

(Hobbes sighs)

(Cuts to Calvin's Parents downstairs)

Mrs. Grayson: Did you grab the gift yet dear?

Mr. Grayson: I already put it in the car, so we'll be good to go. Now we just need to wait until Rosalyn gets here.

(Cuts back to Calvin and Hobbes)

Calvin: WHAT?!

Hobbes: Oh boy...

(Calvin storms downstairs to his parents)

Calvin: What do you mean Rosalyn is coming to babysit me again? Its not even NIGHT!

(Calvin's Parents sigh)

Mr. Grayson: Look Calvin, Rosalyn is simply babysitting you for the entire day beca-

Calvin: A WHOLE DAY?!

Mrs. Grayson: Because we're going to a baby shower for one of our friends.

Calvin: A baby shower? Is that where you give babies showers? That's kinda lame.

(Hobbes facepalms, Calvin's Parent's both sigh, then the door bell rings)

Mr. Grayson: Oh good, Rosalyn is here. (Opens the door, Rosalyn is looking exhausted)

Mrs. Grayson: Oh hi Rosalyn! Glad you could make- are you okay?

Rosalyn: (Stuffed up) Oh I'm fine, I've just been a little sick the last few days. But I'll be fine, trust me!

Mr. Grayson: Well, looks like we're going to be late if we don't hurry. Have fun, and we'lll pay you octuple today, we promise! (Mr. and Mrs. Grayson leave)

Rosalyn: Alright Calvin, for once, all I ask is that you just let me rest, I'm so exhausted, I'm going to lie down...

Hobbes: Well, that's convieneint...

(Calvin quickly drags Hobbes upstairs to his room)

Calvin: WWell Hobbes, you see what this means?

Hobbes: Uh, free tuna?

Calvin: Did you just think of something to say at this moment?

Hobbes: Yes.

Calvin: Whatever... So! Since Mom and Dad are gone all day, and Rosalyn is sick, today will mark the grand opening of Hotel Calvin!

Hobbes: Hotel Calvin... how original...

Calvin: I know right?!

Hobbes: Well, where are we going to put it?

Calvin: Oh, I'm just going to trick people to thinking this is a hotel, but its just our house really.

Hobbes: You mean to tell me you're going to let people pay you to sleep in your room?

Calvin: Who said I was going to do that? We'll make each room in our house a guest room. There, problem solved.

Hobbes: And what if, if we even GET any visitors, put them if we run out of room.

Calvin: I'll give them a 1% discount to sleep on the roof.

(Hobbes facepalms)

(Cuts to Hobbes planting a sign toward Calvin's house for "Hotel Calvin")

Hobbes: If he really thinks this is going to work, he's crazy...

(Suddenly, a car pulls up to him, and a person rolls down a window)

Tourist 1: Hey, guy in a Tiger Suit, know of any hotels around here?

Hobbes: Well for starters I'm NOT a guy in a-

Tourist 1: Hotel Calvin? Is that a Hotel near here?

Hobbes: Uh, sure?

Tourist 1: Great! Thanks! Alright honey, take this baby to Hotel Calvin! (Drives off)