Soap Box Calvin Transcript

(Episode starts with Calvin and Hobbes walking through the park)

Hobbes: Nice and quiet day it is today hmm?

Calvin: Yeah, but its too quiet.

Hobbes: (Sighs) What are you planning now?

Calvin: Nothing! I just want something interesting to happen around here right now!

(Calvin bumps into Susie)

Susie: Calvin! Watch where you're going! We all have to wait to sign up you know!

Calvin: For what?

Susie: The Soap Box Derby?

Calvin: Soap Box Derby eh? Not interested whatsoever.

Susie: The grand prize is 50 grand.

(Dollar eyes appear in Calvin's eyes)

Hobbes: Here we go again...