Noodle Incident

The Noodle Incident was a mysterious incident that was mentioned in the comics many times. We are never told exactly what it was, which makes it all the more fun. This is what really happened.

Synopsis
The cafeteria at Calvin's school was serving noodles for lunch. Calvin didn't like the noodles and wanted to throw them out, but there was a huge line at the trash can. After several failed attempts to trade lunches with someone who brought lunch from home, Calvin went to the drinking fountain and tried to pour the noodles in. He failed, but since he's Calvin, he took a piece out of the drinking fountain pipe, put the noodles in, and then replaced the piece. Amazingly, no one saw him do it. Anyway, a kid took a big bite of noodles and went to get some water. When he turned the water fountain on, all the noodles sprayed on him and went down his shirt and he started screaming and running around the cafeteria. He eventually bumped into the oven, which fell over and set the school on fire. Everyone was evacuated, and the fire department came to put out the blaze. Before the fire started, a custodian caught Calvin putting the noodles in the drinking fountain on a security camera and when the fire started, he burned the recording onto a CD. However, he accidentally dropped it into the flames and the CD was destroyed. After the firemen left, the custodian told everyone that Calvin put the noodles in the drinking fountain as part of a plot to destroy the school. However, without the CD, he didn't have proof, and Calvin made up a ridiculous story about the custodian's hatred of him. Everyone believed the custodian anyway.