The Comic Strip of a Comic Strip Transcript

Scene 1
Calvin: Bleah, I'm bored.

Hobbes: Me too.

Calvin: This is a very boring scene.

Hobbes: Agreed.

(Calvin is on his computer)

Calvin: Hey, look, a webcomic.

Hobbes: What's it called?

Calvin: 'Homestuck'.

Hobbes: I dunno what the heck that is. We could do better.

Calvin: We could make one of those.

Hobbes: ...

(Intro)

Scene 2
Calvin: Okay, pencil, glue, scissors--

Hobbes: Why do you need scissors?

Calvin: You never know.

Hobbes: Ah-ha...

(Andy busts in the door.)

Andy: Oops, I think I broke something.

Calvin: (rolls eyes) So much for big enterences.

Andy: Anyway, what are you doing?

Hobbes: Making comics.

Calvin: So what will it be about?

Hobbes: I'm not sure we can draw even better than 'Homestuck'.

Calvin: Well, what's easy to draw?

Hobbes: Shapes.

Calvin: Why don't we do shapes as characters?

Andy: Okay!

Calvin: 'Ones', the comic where everything and eveybody is a line! I'lll do a collage scene.

Scene 3
(Camera zooms in to paper and comic becomes animated. It shows three lines standing close to each other.)

One 1(confusing, isn't it): Hey, baby, you wanna go to Starbucks with me?

One 2: No way, you creep! OMG, One 3 is totally, like, my boyfriend, and there's nothing you can do about it!

(One 1 bangs on One 3)

One 2: Then again.... One 1 might be awesome too.

Calvin: HAHAHAHAHA! Let me draw another.

One 1: Doctor, will I live? Becuase this floor is killing me.

Doctor: We don't know yet, but we have the only technology that we could build. You're the first to try it. it took us generations. Someone passed it on to the other for this to work.

One 1: And what is it?

Doctor: Hands.

(One 1 tries it on and it malfunctions)

Doctor: Fiddlesticks.

All: HAHAHAHAHA!

Scene 4
(To be made)