Calvin Wants a Donut/Never Trust a Sign

“No!” The Bus Driver said. “In fact, I’ll take every glazed donut you got!”

“That’ll be $11,000.” the cashier said in an expressionless tone.

“Here.” said the Bus Driver as he pulled out half his life savings. Calvin was defeated.

“Let’s go, Hobbes.”

After he left, only the Bus Driver and Cashier remained in the Dunkin’ Donuts.

“Is that dopey kid and his stuffed tiger gone?”

“Yes sir. I’m pretty sure they are gone.”

The Bus Driver knew what to do after that. “Alright, gimme all my money back on that purchase.”

“Read the sig, sir.”

The Bus Driver stepped to the Side

Remember who that sign appeared to say REFUNDS GIVEN ANYTIME?

Well, it actually said '''REFUNDS WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO CUSTOMERS ANYTIME. THANK YOU!''' There was only one The the Bus Driver could react

”WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!”

”I can retire!” The cashier said to herself as she counted her cash.

That Bus Driver Just can’t win, can he?

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Meanwhile, Calvin and Hobbes were walking away from the Dunkin’.

”Okay, let’s not panic! We’ll go straight to the Pastry Factory!”

”Or should we just give up?” Hobbes said.

What will they do?

If they ask for directions to the Pastry Factory, go to How Rude!

If they try to find it themselves, go to Sign Trouble.

If they give up, go to Why Don’t We Just Give Up?