A Town Square Fair Transcript

Scene 1
(Calvin has beaten Moe at a video game at Town Square)

Moe: Calvin, no!

Calvin: Ha-ha! I destroyed you!

(Andy points to Simon, who is puts up a shirt that says "Town Square" above a winners' banner, which is on the sign for the upcoming Bronze Videogame Championship)

Calvin: How about another game?

Moe: Yeah, I'd like another game. A totally other game.

Calvin: Okay, your choice.

(Moe walks to Hobbes, who is playing Beekibi)

Calvin: Hey, Moe. I didn't know you were a Beekibi fan. I guess I could buzz in for a quick game.

(Moe and Calvin walk past Hobbes)

Hobbes: Cool!

(Moe and Calvin walk to Andy, who is playing 4D chess)

Andy: Uh, I don't think you'd like 4D chess, Moe. Not that you're too stupid, of course. Um... I mean, uh... I could give you some pointers on the intellectual intracacies of the 4th dimension if you want.

Moe: Why don't you just scram, egghead?

Andy: Yes, defensive retreat is always the wisest strategy.

Moe: And no wimpy 4D chess. We're going to arm wrestle.

Calvin: Ha-ha. Very funny. I hate to break it to you, Moe, but arm wrestling is not an official event in the Town Square tournament.

(Moe grabs Calvin's hand anyway and they arm wrestle)

Hobbes: Yeah, come on, Calvin! That's it, you can beat him.

Andy: He's nothing.

Hobbes: Yeah, he's just a little weakling.

(Moe's hand is almost on the table)

Andy: Just a few inches to go. You're going to win.

(Moe opens one of his eyes)

Moe: So, how much bonus points do I get for suckering you into thinking you could beat me?

(Moe's hand tightens around Calvin's hand. Moe then wins by slamming Calvin's hand on the table)

Calvin: Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Calvin holds his hand in pain while whimpering)

Scene 2
(An ambulance stops at a hospital. Two people carry Calvin, who is still in pain and whimpering, out of the ambulance on a stretcher. Hobbes and Andy jump out and walk to the front doors of the hospital)

Andy: That was the first time I ever got to ride in an ambulance without being on a stretcher. You see so much more when you're not strapped down.

Scene 3
(To be made)