Calvin Wants a Donut/Bussing It

Calvin went to the nearby bus stop. “Let’s take the bus!” he said.

a few minutes later, the city bus came, with a grumpy, middle-aged man at the helm.

”Look Hobbes, it’s our friendly neighborhood bus driver!”

”And he looks better then ever!” Hobbes added.

the driver grumpily replied, “I wish I could kill you and everyone on this whole darned bus.” Calvin and Hobbes ignored the disturbing comment and hopped on.

The two caused lots of problems for everyone, from sticking their heads out the window to singing crappy pop songs from the early 2010s to repeatedly yelling at the driver to go faster at a curve. Finally, the driver had enough.

”Okay, that’s it! You! With the red shirt and the stuffed tiger! GET OFF MY BUS!!!” said the driver as he threw Calvin off the bus. ”Stuffed Tiger...” an offended Hobbes mumbled to himself.

“Well we did get thrown off, but you gotta admit, wasn’t that better then just walking?” Calvin asked Hobbes. “Yeah! Plus, now we’re in the middle of nowhere!”

What will Calvin and Hobbes do now?

If they should continue walking, go to Sign Trouble.

If they should ask for directions, go to How Rude!