Sibling Adoption Transcript

[Drumroll Sounds]

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, people of all ages, it's time for Calvin and Hobbes the Series!"

[Music Playing In Background]

Who's got the grand sense of a big adventure?

Calvin and Hobbes

with a cardboard box and a time censor?

Calvin and Hobbes

a wild imagination that's a cause for trouble?

Calvin and Hobbes

Get on over here and praise them on the double?

Calvin and Hobbes

[Spoken] "Ready, everybody?"

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes......

Episode title card: Sibling Adoption

Scene 1: The Johnson family's house/the dinner table
(The Johnsons are at the table.eating eggplant casserole.)

Calvin: Ugh. Eggplant casserole. I wish we could have a steak...

Melanie: Calvin, that's enough. Now, we have some big news.

Brian: I don't think that Calvin will like this, honey.

Melanie: Brian, this is for the best.

Calvin: What is it, Mom and Dad?

Melanie: Well, we probably should've told you sooner but...

Brian: We're going to be adopting a kid from Ontario Orphanage.

Calvin: WHAT? Why would you do that? I'm your kid!

Brian:(whispering)Nice going, Melanie.

Melanie: Well, it wasn't my fault.

Calvin: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND A CANCELLATION! I DEMAND CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES! DON'T ADOPT THIS CHILD!!!!

(Melanie and Brian sigh.)

Scene 2: The Living Room
(Calvin is sitting with Hobbes watching Teen Titans Go!)

Hobbes: So, your parents are adopting a kid?

Calvin: Yeah. It's total tyranny.

Hobbes: Yes, they think they've learned their lesson...

Calvin: What?

Hobbes: I said, shut up and watch the show.

Voice Cast Members Credits
Justin Long as Calvin Johnson (voice)

Josh Duhamel as Hobbes (voice)

Anna Faris as Melanie Johnson (voice)

Chris Pratt as Brian Johnson (voice)

Emma Stone as Susie Derkins (voice)

Jonah Hill as Albert (voice)

Alison Pill as Miss Wormwood (voice)

Kate McKinnon as Kaitlin Johnson (voice)