Mom Knows What Calvin Did that One Afternoon Transcript

Written by Elle Richardson

Scene 1: Mom know what Calvin Did that afternoon
Calvin: Ha ha ha! You can't catch me.

Hobbes:Yes I Can!

(crash)

Mrs.Jacobson: What is going on?!!!

Calvin: It was Hobbes! He was playing with the volume control on the TV!

Mrs. Jacobson:No it wasn't.You broke one of the three ceramic vases that I got for my 27th birthday. I'm 46 now. You're grounded! Go to your room!

Calvin:But---

Mrs.Jacobson: I don't want to hear it.

Calvin, in his room: Dang.I have never heard a woman expose her age.I wonder how much she weighs. Hey, at least I have that Hammond organ from my 4th birthday.

(Starts playing.)

Well, it's time to go to bed.

Good thing I have that Dan Fogerburp tape.

(Calvin puts a cassette in his radio. It starts playing but breaks.)

Calvin: My ultra rare Dan Fogerburp back-on-track tape destroyed!

Well, at least I have that Billy And The Boingers CD.

(He puts a CD in the stereo. "I'm A Boinger" starts playing.Calvin drifts off to sleep.)