Calvin's Batman Adventure(Part 5) Transcript

Scene 1: Clock King Gets Clocked
(Batboy leaps onto the stairs.)

Batboy: HALT!

(The Clock King keeps running.)

Batboy: DESIST!

(The Clock kign keeps running)

Batboy: STOP ALREADY!

(The Clock King hurls an exploding watch at Batboy. Batboy dodges it.)

Batboy: Ha! You sure are a lousy aim! And now you will perish!

Clock King: Uh huh. By the way, that was a boomerang watch.

(The watch its Batboy in the back of the head.)

Batboy: HEY! That's cheating!

(Batboy heaves the watch away. It explodes. Batboy then hurls a Batarang at Clock King. It misses.)

Clock King: Your aim appears to be off, Batboy.

Batboy: Yeah, same to you, bub! And I bet your mother tells time through a ''sundial. ''

(Clock King whips a clock bomb, and Batboy pulls out a Batarang.)

Batboy: Ah, so we're locked into a battle of wits, Mr. Counter-Clockwise! Very well, then. We'll see who throws the first unrealistic yet extremely cool object.

(There is a long pause.)

Batboy: Would you hurry up and throw that stupid bomb?

(Clock King blinks.)

Batboy: Alright, bucko. Prepare for your biological clock to come to a complete standstill!

(Batboy heaves the Batarang. It goes out the window.)

Batboy: Um, I guess you've fallen into my diabolical plot.

(No response.)

Batboy: No kidding! You're in terrible danger!

(No answer.)

Batboy: You might as well turn yourself into the cops! I'm about as lethal as thirteen rattlesnakes with a headache!

(Clock King yawns.)

Batboy: Um...beware my power?

(Outside, the Batarang bounces off the streets, off of the clock tower, off a police car, and flies back into the hideout. The Batarang hits Clock king in the head.)

Batboy: See? I told you! And there's plenty more where that came from!

(Batboy pulls out a walkie talkie.)

Batboy: Attention. We have a deranged maniac who thinks he's a clock...

Clock King: I DO NOT THINK I'M A CLOCK!