The Calvin Rap

(Rap sounds are heard)

Chorus: YEAH!

(Rap Sounds)

Calvin: Alright here we go!

Chorus: Go Calvin go!

Calvin: The name's Calvin, Calvin the Bold to be exact. I'm not some snuck up class-act! That cuz' I'm Calvin the Bold! Not Susie the Dolt!

Susie: HEY!

Chorus: Calvin the Bold! Susie the Dolt!

Susie: Who wrote this dumb song?

Calvin: Well for starters, this isn't a song, its a rap!

Chorus: The Calvin Rap!

Calvin: And I'm the genius who wrote this rap!

Chorus: Calvin's a genius!

Calvin: I'm too cool for school, as you may have guessed. All I need, is some adventure at best!

Chorus: Calvin the Bold! Calvin the Bold!

Calvin: That's what I go by don't wear it out, that's because I'n the boldest person alive!

Chorus: The boldest alive!

Calvin: When I say Calvin, you say bold! C'mon! Calvin!

Chorus: Bold!

Calvin: Calvin!

Chorus: Bold!

Calvin: That's right! And why is that?

Chorus: Its the Calvin Rap!

Calvin: The Calvin Rap!

Hobbes: Wait? What's going on here?

Calvin: Oh hey Hobbes, I'm just making a rap.

Hobbes: A rap?! You can't even sing for your life!

Calvin: Oh yeah? I'm the greatest alive! Better than all those who think their good cuz' I'm

Chorus: Calvin the Bold!

Calvin: I'm

Chorus: Calvin the Bold!

Hobbes: Okay this is stupid, I'm leaving.

Calvin: Good riddance! Nobody cares about what you think Hobbes!

Chorus: Nobody cares!

Calvin: And why is that?

Chorus: Its the Calvin Rap!

Calvin: Yeah!