Calvin and Hobbes 3 Transcript

Scene 1: Time Machine
Calvin: Where is Spaceman Spiff?

Calvin's Mom: I don't know, all he said he was going to a bar in Ankor.

Susie: Can you translate Ankorian?

Burnt Out Star: Sure. But they also speak English here.

Tracer Bullet: Eh, whatever. Still don't know anything.

Hobbes: So what? We are waiting in the middle of Chicagoland of nowhere?

Avery: Well, at least it is somewhere.

Scene 2:The bar
Spiff:You got a time machine,Dope?

Dopey Alien: I finished, and call me Rob. My name is Robert Athuringham III, but call me Rob.

Spiff:Ok,Rob,you got a time machine?

Rob:Sure.

(Later,in Rupert's destroyed lab)

Rob:It should be here somewhere...there it is!

Spiff:Where is it?

Rob:Near Rupert's dead body.

(Spiff powers it up and they head to the location of Calvin and his friends)

Scene 3:The White House,1861
Calvin:Look,there they are!

Spiff:Get in!

(Everyone gets in)

Rob:I'll set the dial.

(Rob sets the dial and they hit a tree.)

Hobbes:Where are we?

Calvin's Dad:1861.

Calvin:1861! Dopey Alien,why did you bring us here?

Rob:It's Rob,for Pete's sake!

Calvin:Ok...Ok...

Spiff:1861,eh?

Tracer:This is the time of Abe Lincoln.

Everyone:Abe Lincoln?!

Rob:I was alive then. People were allowed to go in the White House

Calvin:AWESOME!(Runs in)

Rob:Big mistake.

Calvin's Dad:You're darn right

Calvin's Mom:He could go see the president.

Rob:And that's a bad thing.

Scene 4:Abe Lincoln's office
(Calvin runs in,followed by everyone.)

Calvin:President Lincoln! Hi!

Lincoln:Who is this President Lincoln?

Calvin:You.

Calvin's Mom:Calvin,don't bother the president.

Lincoln:I am not the president. I am DARK CALVIN!

Rob:Not Dark Calvin again.

Dark Calvin:Yup. I killed Lincoln already,and today was his first day as president!

Calvin:You changed history? Why?

Dark Calvin:I can chase you through time and change history,everytime!

Magical Tiger: *revives Lincoln*

Lincoln: Wha- HEY YOU! *points to Dark Calvin* GET OUT OF HERE!

Dark Calvin: I must be off.