Calvin and Hobbes: The Musical Transcript

(Hobbes walks on stage)

Hobbes: Oh, well hello there! Welcome, to Hobbes: Live! For the next whatever amount of time, you'll be seeing one of the greatest pieces of theatre that you have ever seen! It contains excitement, adventure! glo-

(Calvin crashes in on wagon)

Calvin: Icky girls and gentleman! Welcome to Calvin: Stokes of Amazing!

Hobbes: It's Hobbes: Live you fool!

Calvin: What do you mean, this is about me!

Hobbes: And why so?

Calvin: Becasuse my name comes first.

Hobbes: (Shows fists) Oh really?

Calvin: YES! REALLY!

Moe: WOULD YOU TWO TWINKY'S SHUT UP! THE TITLE IS CALVIN AND HOBBES! THE MUSICAL! NOW COME ON!

Calvin: Alright, Scene I, Act I, ACTION!

Hobbes: This isn't a movie Calvin...

Calvin: Oh yeah...

(Calvin and Hobbes walk off stage)

Act I
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes sleeping in bed, Calvin wakes up and looks out the window)

Calvin: Alright! This looks perfect! Time for another day of causing absolutly nothing but pain, chaos and torture for everyone else in this world except me! Cmon Hobbes! Wake up! (Shakes Hobbes)

Hobbes: (Sleeping) Oh tuna, salmon, so beautiful, I need to eat you so badly.

Calvin: WAKE UP FURBALL! (Shoves Hobbes off bed)

Hobbes: Ugh... was that really necessary?

Calvin: Yes! Come on! A perfect summer day is about to be wasted if you don't get your lazy tail out of bed!

Hobbes: Carpe Diem for you huh?

Calvin: Carpe Diem? What's that supposed to mean?

Hobbes: Its mean Sieze the Day. Remember?

Calvin: Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, you could say that. So come on!

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes going through their morning routine as they sing "Carpe Diem: Sieze the Day")