List of Calvin and Hobbes Trailers

The following is a list of trailers from various pieces of media containing Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie Trailers
(First Teaser)

Narrator: There are great heroes in this world. Some brave, strong, and valiant ones, and some small and wimpy ones. But this December, there's going to be a whole new term for the word "hero"

(The black screen breaks as Calvin and Hobbes plow through it and are riding their wagon)

Hobbes: Look out for the tree!

Calvin: I know! I know!

Hobbes: Steer left! Steer left!

Calvin: Steer right? Okay (Steers right and they fall off a cliff)

Hobbes: (Off-screen) Great steering Mr. Useless

Calvin: (Off-screen) I heard you say left not right!

Hobbes: (Off-screen) Yeah, yeah, sure you did.

Narrator: These aren't your average heroes

(Screen cuts to black and reads Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie, coming December 2016)

The Calvin and Hobbes Show Trailers
(1st Teaser)

Narrator: Coming this fall to Nickelodeon! It's-

Calvin: It's The Calvin Show!

Hobbes: No,no,no... It's The Hobbes Show!

Calvin: Don't listen to the tiger!

Hobbes: Don't listen to the kid

(Calvin and Hobbes begin fighting)

Narrator: The Calvin and Hobbes Show! Coming this fall to Nickelodeon!

(Official Trailer)

Narrator: One boy...

(Shows shadow of Calvin)

Narrator: And one tiger...

(Shows shadow of Hobbes)

Narartor: Leads to some big crazy adventures!

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes riding on their wagon while being chased by an army of Calvin duplicates)

Hobbes: Their coming fast!

Calvin: Put more weight on the wagon! Quick!

Hobbes: How do I do that?!

Calvin: I don't know just try!

Narrator: Meet Calvin

(Cuts to Calvin)

Calvin: Hello, my name's Calvin, Calvin the Bold to be exact. Call me that or else.

Narrator: And meet Hobbes.

Hobbes: I like tuna!

Calvin: Nobody cares Hobbes!

Hobbes: Well I do!

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes in the time machine)

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes running)

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball)

Narrator: And all their friends!

(Cuts to Susie, soaked.)

Susie: Calvin you little brat!

(Cuts to Calvin's Mom)

Mom: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cuts to Calvin's Dad)

Dad: WHERE'S THAT KID?!

(Cuts to Moe)

Moe: COME BACK HERE TWINKY!

Calvin: No way Jose!

(Moe charges at Calvin and falls, and Calvin escapes)

(Cuts to Miss Wormwood)

Miss Wormwood: CALVIN!

(Cuts to Principal Spittle)

Principal Spittle: CAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes riding the wagon)

Hobbes: What did you do now?

Calvin: Uh, nothing...

(Hobbes rolls his eyes)

Narrator: Don't miss the premiere of The Calvin and Hobbes Show! Saturday, October 15th at 8 PM Eastern! Only on Nick!

(Trailer for Calvin for President)

Narrator: On a brand new half-hour episode of The Calvin and Hobbes Show! Calvin is running for School President!

Calvin: I can use that as a stepping stone to take over the world! And then I can overthrow you, and then I'll change this country into a Dictatorship under me! The world will soon be mine! BWHAHAHAHAHA!

(Shows Principal Spittle groaning)

Narrator: Will Calvin succeed?

(Shows Calvin campaigning, and fighting with Moe)

Principal Spittle: Your President of the Student Council for this year is...

Miss Wormwood: WHAT?!

Susie: WHAT?!

Moe: HUH?!

Narrator: Find out on the next episode of The Calvin and Hobbes Show! Saturday night at 8 PM Eastern! Only on Nick!