Mayor Brainstorm Transcript

(Episodes starts on an empty street, with Calvin and Hobbes riding on the wagon, with Dr. Brainstorm and Jack chasing them in a beat-up Jeep)

Dr. B: Cmon you stupid piece of junk! Can't you go any faster?!

Jack: Maybe if you invested in an actual functioning car maybe...

Dr. B: Shut up Jack! Now do something to help me get those two!

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes)

Hobbes: How long are we gonna keep this up for?

Calvin: Not too much longer... (Sees a street sign and turns) This should end this stupidity once and for all!

(Dr. Brainstorm turns, then all the tires blow up on the car due to the street being filled with potholes)

Dr. B: NO NO NO NO! STUPID POTHOLES RUINED ME! WHY ME?! WHY ME?!

Jack: There, there Frank, its not like you were going to catch them anyway...

Dr. B: DOCTOR BRAINSTORM! And I would've caught them if this street wasn't filled with potholes!