Attack of the Vampire Babysitter Transcript

Scene 1
(Calvin and Hobbes pull the wagon to the top of Sneer Hill, a mountain behind Calvin's house.)

Calvin: Alright. When we reach the cliff next to the weird tree with the lightning bolt scar on it, we'll turn and make a detour through the cave.

Hobbes: But that takes us right towards a sheer drop off.

Calvin: Yes, but that sheer drop off lands us right in our backyard, so we won't have to walk back.

Hobbes: Oh boy.