A Really Insane Halloween Special Transcript

Scene I: Happy Halloween
(Calvin is putting on a dino costume.)

Calvin: Hey Mom, what time is it?

Mrs. Thompson: 7:00 PM, Eastern time.

Calvin: Thanks Mom. I’m going out to celebrate Halloween.

(Calvin leaves the house.)

Mrs. Thompson: Just be home by 8:15!

(Cuts to Calvin walking outside. The sidewalk is wet from a downpour the previous night, and Norman is wallowing in a puddle with rainbows in his eyes.)

Offscreen Guy: AESTHETIC!!!!

(Bats Wipe. Cuts to the pumpkin patch.)

Calvin: Man, They all look so good! Which one should I pick?

???: Wait!

(Calvin turns to see Susie, who is holding a partially rotten pumpkin.)

Susie: You shouldn’t even choose a pumpkin, because I have what will soon be the winning entry in the pumpkin contest!

(A foghorn sound effect is heard)

Susie: I’m gonna make a salsa out of it!

(Calvin is disgusted as Norman (dressed as a cow) and Hobbes show up.)

Norman: Hey, Calvin! I’m a cow, I’m what Mcdonalds is made of!

Calvin: Wow! Norman, did you go trick-or-treating already? What’s in the bag?

Norman: Well, What else do you collect on Halloween other then...

(a bunch of pebbles fall out of Norman’s bag.)

Norman:...Rocks.

Calvin: Well, let’s get a pumpkin and get some real candy!

(Calvin bumps Norman into a puddle.)

Hobbes: Bullseye! Or should I say Cowseye...

(The whole AESTHETIC Thing starts again. Candy Corn Wipe.)

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