My Singing Tigers Transcript

Scene 1: The New Phone
Ms. Jacobson: Since what you did was so good, I got you a phone!

Calvin: OH MY GOODNESS, A PHONE! THANK YOU SO MUCH, MOM! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Ms. Jacobson: And I love you too. Use the phone responsibly. And don’t buy any apps that cost money or bring it to school, ok?

Calvin: Ok, mom!

* Calvin heads to his room*

Hobbes: WOAH, IS THAT A PHONE?

Calvin: Yes, it is. I have control of what will soon be a lot of apps.

Hobbes: What apps have you downloaded so far?

Calvin: Only YouTube.

Hobbes: Then how did those other apps get here?

Calvin: Beats me.

Scene 2: Hobbes Goes To The App Store
Calvin: Man, look at all these apps! Subway Surf, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, there’s so many to choose!

Hobbes: Are there any tiger apps?

Calvin: Hmmmmmm.... there’s The Tiger Online RPG Simulator!

Hobbes: Aww, man! It says you have to be 12 or older to download!

Calvin: 12? That’s in 6 years! I probably would have forgotten the game exists by then!

Hobbes: Hmm... let me find an age appropriate game. What type of game genre to you want?

Calvin: Well... uh.... how about a music app!

Hobbes: Ok!

* Hobbes searches through music apps, and finds none that meet his interest.*

Hobbes: Uggh, there aren’t any games I feel like promoting- hey, what’s this app? “My Singing Monsters?”

Calvin: Hey, I like it already! Let’s get it!

Hobbes: Ok, just hold on... ok, the age restriction is 4+! We can get it!

Scene 3: The Addiction
* Hobbes plays the game, and grows an addiction for it.*

Calvin: Hobbes, let me have a turn! You have most of the monsters that are in the shop! Can I have th chance to breed Clamble, Bowgart, T Rox, and Entbrat?

Hobbes: No! Especially not Entbrat! Entbrat is the quad! The quad is the most important monster on the island!

Calvin: Ok, then how about just Clamble, Bowgart, and T Rox?

Hobbes: I just told you no a few seconds ago! Now GO!

* Hobbes pushes Calvin*

Calvin: Ow! Grrrrrr! I’m telling mom!

Hobbes: Ok, I most very care.

Calvin: You don’t look like it!

Hobbes: That’s because I DON’T care. I have no care at all for what you will do.

* Calvin heads downstairs*

Calvin: Mom! Hobbes won’t let me have the phone, and when I asked him for a turn, he shoved me!

Ms. Jacobson: Why do you always do things to hurt yourself then act like your tiger did it?

Calvin: because Hobbes DID hurt me!

Ms. Jacobson: Go to your room and be lucky I‘m nice enough not to send you to a therapist.

Scene 4: Fanmade Monsters
* Calvin goes up to his room and snatches the phone from Hobbes, then hides in the bathroom. Hobbes bangs on the door and yells like a total maniac that escaped from the asylum*

Ms. Jacobson: CALVIN, STOP THOSE AWFUL NOISES! YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

Calvin: Why is mom blaming me for noises that only a crazed tiger could make? Anyways, i think I should find a video on how to get rid of a tiger’s addiction to phones. Dang it, there’s only My Singing Monsters conte- hey... what is this? “Truccus Rubber Island?”

* Calvin watches, and gets addicted to the channel that made the video. Hobbes bursts in, ready to see the most blood and gore he would see in his life. Hobbes then notices the videos Calvin’s watching, and gets addicted too. Eventually they get so addicted to MSM that they buy products from the game that cost real money, like diamonds, coins, and food.*

Ms. Jacobson: CALVIN, ARE YOU BUYING PRODUCTS THAT COST REAL MONEY?

Calvin: Uh... no.

Ms. Jacobson: Don’t lie to me! The bills you made I payed for, and now I don’t have enough money to pay the house rent! I am never letting you go on technology for as long as I live! And you’re grounded for 3 months!

* Calvin and Hobbes go to the bedroom*

Hobbes: She DID say that she won’t let us on electronics for AS LONG AS SHE-

Calvin: Don’t even think about it.