Mayor Calvin Transcript

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes at a rally)

Mayor: And so, once you re-elect me as your Mayor tomorrow, I will be sure to hold all my campaign promises that I have made during the race.

(Crowd cheers, Calvin looks in disgust)

Calvin: Pah! That fool doesn't deserve to win! He hates me for no good reason!

Hobbes: You literally gave the man a heart attack, not to mention nearly causing a full-blown riot that could've left the city in its own depression.

Calvin: Oh shut up fleabag. Besides, I'm going to make sure he doesn't win!

Hobbes: Oh really? How is that?

Calvin: I'm going to run myself!

Hobbes: WHAT?! Calvin. the election is tomorrow, and not to mention, your only six! You can't run an entire city! You have no political experience whatsoever!

Calvin: Hey! I was School President you know!

Hobbes: Yeah, and that lasted all but two weeks because you went on a power-trip and nearly brought the school down.

Calvin: Oh please! Those chumps don't know leadership when they see it!

Hobbes: Yeah, sure...

Calvin: Cmon, lets go home, I gotta plan how I'm going to win this. And I'll have plenty of time to do it since my school is off tomorrow for the election.