The Ultimate Crossover Movie Transcript

(Fades in, shows a heavily damaged lab, shows to Duplicate 7 and Dr. Scientist looking at a paper on a desk)

Dr. Scientist: Gah, I'm so sick and tired of losing to that stupid kid and his tiger! I want to rule the world already!

Duplicate 7: Look man, I want to rule the world and kill those two fools just as much as you do, but sitting here isn't going to get us anywhere you know...

Dr. Scientist: Well this is mostly what we CAN do without the police catching us again, and its pretty much impossible to build anything in this damaged lab! I'm surprised it hasn't been condemned yet...

Duplicate 7: Well, we got to do something. Hmm, I know! Lets hold an convention of evil geniuses!

Dr. Scientist: Hmm, I like that idea! Lets do it!

Duplicate 7: Now, lets get this plan rolling. HUGH! JACK!

(Hugh and Jack run into the room, and ram into each other)

Duplicate 7: What idiots...

Hugh: Yeah boss?

Dr. Scientist: Listen closly you bumbling bafoons, we're holding a convention of evil geniuses so we can finally take over the world and kill those two pests of society.

Jack: Couldn't we just get some Raid if you want to get rid of pests?

Duplicate 7: NOT THOSE TYPES OF PESTS YOU DUMMY! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CALVIN AND HOBBES!

Hugh: Who are they again?

Duplicate 7: Just end me now...

Dr. Scientist: Anyway... We need you to spread the word so we can conspire with over evil geniuses, and book us for it at the convention center!

Duplicate 7: Do your job right for once, you might get a raise.

Hugh and Jack: We're on it! (They salute and run out of the room)

Duplicate 7: I know they're going to screw this up somehow...

Dr. Scientist: I gave them prety easy instructions, how bad could it be?

(Cuts to the four in a Retirement Home)

Duplicate 7: Hugh, Jack. What is this?

Hugh: Its the convention center you wanted boss!

Duplicate 7: YOU FOOLS! THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME! NOT A CONVENTION CENTER!

Jack: Sorry boss, but this is the only place that would allow us to have it.

Duplicate 7: HOW MANY PLACES DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT?!

Hugh: We looked all over the state.