Personality Test

Cast (in order of appearance): Calvin, Hobbes, Calvin's father, Andy, Sherman, Susie Derkins, Socrates, Calvin's mother, Bus Driver, Miss Wormwood, Principal Spittle, Assistant, Jack, Dr. Brainstorm

Summary
In a prank to insult his friends, Socrates makes a fake personality test and sells it to Calvin, Hobbes, Andy, and Sherman.

Plot
Calvin gets pounced on by Hobbes after school. Hobbes says there's a documentary on octopusses running that he wants to see. But before Calvin can get into the house, Dad stops him. Dad thinks Calvin hasn't been building character lately, and despite Calvins claims he has, Dad gives him a load of chores to do. This makes Calvin very angry, and he begins ranting to everyone he sees. This goes on for several days, with everyone getting tired of calming him. Socrates, however, gets sick of it, and then when Calvin tells him he hasn't been building character according to Dad, Socrates rushes home and makes a fake personality test. When Calvin finishes, Socrates gives him the results that he is insane. Then he gets an idea and tries selling the test to Andy, Hobbes, and Sherman. When they find out they've been insulted, they see Calvin trying to get his revenge on Socrates. The four come up with a plan that involves Socrates getting in the box and sending him to the North Pole. When they are successful, Calvin decides to go raid Socrates' candy stash and the others join him.

Transcript
Personality Test Transcript

Trivia

 * This is the 32nd episode of Season 2 and the 66th episode overall of Calvin and Hobbes the Series.