Another Brick in the Wall (Of Shame) Transcript

Scene 1
(Nicholas is sleeping in his bedroom. His alarm clock goes off. He then wakes up and turns it off.)

Nicholas: Ah, looks like another great day of working.

(Nicholas goes downstairs, where Jackson is cooking breakfast.)

Nicholas: Morning, J.

Jackson: Hey, Nick. Breakfast is almost ready.

Nicholas: What's cooking?

Jackson: I got some omelettes for you guys, and some toast for me.

(The toast pops up, and Jackson puts some butter on it, and then puts cinnamon and sugar on it. He takes a bite.)

Jackson: Perfection.

(Nemo comes downstairs.)

Jackson: Morning, Finding Nemo.

Nemo: Stop calling me that. What's for breakfast?

Jackson: An omelette for you guys.

(Jackson gives Nicholas and Nemo their omelettes. They look at it funny.)

Nicholas: Why is this green?

Jackson: Food coloring. It's what the book said.

Nemo: Have you been cooking from the DC Cookbook again?

Jackson: Nemo, you read my mind.

(Will comes downstairs.)

Nicholas: Hey, Will.

Jackson: Will! Just in time for my killer omelette.

(Jackson puts one on a plate and gives it to Will.)

Will: Why is it green?

Nemo: Don't ask.

Nicholas: Well, after breakfast, shall we start making edits?

Jackson: You know it.

Nemo: I'm down!

Will: Let's do it!

(Patrick comes rushing down the stairs.)

Patrick: Guys! I’ve got some news! The Earth is under attack!

(Technically, He is not lying, because it is starting to rain outside.)

Will: Ooh! DARN YOU, STUPID THUNDER!!!

(Will takes an IWI Negev Machine Gun, runs to the window, and repeatedly shoots at the sky while laughing maniacally.)

Jackson: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

(Will continues shooting.)

Jackson: WELL, DO YOU?!?

(Will Finally stops shooting.)

Will: No.

(Cuts to outside the house. A Cessna crashes onto the front lawn. It then catches on fire.)

Scene 2
Cuts to Nicholas, Jackson and Will talking in Jackson’s bedroom\office.

Nicholas: Well, the good news is that the Cessna Pilot is okay. The bad news though, is that the crash is coming out of Will’s paycheck.

Will: But why?

Jackson: because you shot down that plane!

(Nemo enters the room.)

Nemo: Man, Patrick is dumb. Thinking rain is attacking the Earth.

Nicholas: Don't make fun of the new guy. He's just uh...what do you say?

Will: A wingnut?

Nicholas: Well, no, not exactly...

Nemo: A noob?

Nicholas: No...

Jackson: A drag racing sociopath!

Nicholas: NO!!!!!

(Much later, Patrick is watching his Calvin and Hobbes movie. Will walks in the room.)

Will: Hey, dummy, thanks to your stupid lies, I got fined. A lot of money.

Patrick: So what? Kids my age make up stupid stories all the time.