We Are Number 1! Transcript

(Episode starts with Calvin and Hobbes at a G.R.O.S.S. meeting)

Calvin: This meeting of Get Rid of Slimy girlS club will now come to order! With Dictator for Life Calvin and President and First Tiger Hobbes presiding!

Hobbes: Hear! Hear!

Calvin: Today on the club agenda, my magnum opus...

Hobbes: Your what?

Calvin: My plan Hobbes, my brilliant, plan, it will be my magnum opus...

Hobbes: Which is?

Calvin: Hypnotizing Donald Trump to deport all girls to Abu Dhabi!

Hobbes: (Rolls eyes) I see, and you plan on doing that how?

Calvin: Uh, I haven't gotten that far yet.

(Hobbes facepalms)

Hobbes: Do you have any plans that might be SLIGHTLY realistic?

Calvin: Uh, lets see here... (Flips through notebook) Does hypnotizing all girls to get on a rocketship to Pluto count?