The Flying Wagon Transcript

Scene 1: The idea
(Theme Song plays, cuts to Calvin and Hobbes pushing the wagon up a hill)

Calvin: Ahh, Catastrophic Peaks! Another fine place to have a wagon ride! Ready Hobbes?

Hobbes: Oh yes, I'm ready to get killed again through your horrible driving skills.

Calvin: WHAT?!

Hobbes: Oh, I meant to say is that I'm excited to ride down! I'm not worried about death or anything! Yeah!

Calvin: Good! Now push!

(Hobbes sighs, and starts pushing the wagon)

Calvin: Cmon! You can go faster than that!

(Hobbes runs even faster while pushing)

Calvin: FASTER!

(Hobbes starts running even faster, but looses his balance and falls, and Calvin zooms off)

Hobbes: Uh oh...

Calvin: WOOHOO! THIS IS THE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Shows Calvin flying off a cliff, and crashing into a tree. Calvin then falls out of the tree, but grabs the wagon handle to save himself)

Hobbes: (Runs up) Calvin! Uh....

Calvin: I'm okay Hobbes! Nothing to worry about here!

(Tree branch snaps and Calvin plunges into the river)

Calvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hobbes: He'll never learn...

(Cuts to Hobbes relazing under a tree)

Calvin: Hey Hobbes, you wanna go flying on the wagon?

Hobbes: Well yes, I'ld like to-WHAT?!

Calvin: Fly the wagon.

Hobbes: FLY the wagon?! How on earth do you think you'll be able to do that?!

(Calvin pulls the wagon up, which now has large cardboard wings on it)

Hobbes: Uh, why is their cardboard attatched to the wagon?

Calvin: Because! We're going to make this baby fly with us on it!

Hobbes: "We"?

Calvin: Yes Hobbes, your in this as well, so come on.

(Hobbes sighs)

Calvin: Come on you big baby, just think of it! We'll be like the Wright Brothers!

Hobbes: Yeah, except the Wright Brothers didn't get killed during their attempts at flight.

Calvin: Alright! First, we'll do the techniques we used in the episode The Boy Who Failed At Flying.

Hobbes: You mean we'll be taping cardboard wings to the wagon? That's dumb.