The Psychologist Transcript

Scene 1: The Talk
Mr.Jacobson:Honey,we need to have a talk.

Mrs.Jacobson:What is it?

Mr.Jacobson:It's Calvin's report card. He got all F's

Mrs.Jacobson:Yeah,Miss Wormwood said he was using too much imagination.

Mr.Jacobson:Maybe we should go visit Frank sometime.

Mrs.Jacobson:Who's Frank?

Mr.Jacobson:Calvin's psychologist.

Mrs.Jacobson:Calvin never had a psychologist

Mr.Jacobson:Now he does. Get in the car and take him there.

Mrs.Jacobson: I- y-y-y-y What?

Scene 2: The Ride
(Calvin is reading a book)

Mrs.Jacobson:Calvin,get in the car.

Calvin:Why?

Mrs.Jacobson:I'm taking you somewhere.

Calvin:Where are you taking me? Chuck-E-Cheese?

Mrs.Jacobson:No. Your psychologist.

Calvin:I've never had a psychologist

Mrs.Jacobson:You do now. Get in the car.

Calvin(in the car):NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 3: Frank Lloyd-Eisenhower
Calvin:Who are you, alien?

Frank:I am not an alien. I am your psychologist.

Calvin:I'm not excited.

Frank:Alright sit down. It will be fine.

Calvin(sarcastically):I think the opposite.

(the next day)

Hobbes: So, I heard you were in a meeting with some psychologist.

Calvin:Great! We had fun! He's my best friend.

Hobbes:I thought we were friends.

Calvin:Of course, your also my best friend. Say, I told him about you, and the psychologist said you can be his psychologist too!

Hobbes: GOOD GRAVY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!!!!!!

(Car rolls down to the psychologist.)