G.R.O.S.S. Anthem

Hobbes: Oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club of the cosmos!

Calvin: Oh G.R.O.S.S! Best club in the multiverse!

(Beats are heard)

Hobbes: It's G.R.O.S.S!

Calvin: Get Rid of Slimy Girls to be exact!

Hobbes: G.R.O.S.S!

Calvin: G.R.O.S.S!

Hobbes: Getting rid of slimy girls since, uh, wait how long have we been doing this again?

Calvin: For years! I don't know, it was like '88 or '89 I think!

Hobbes: Then how on earth are you still six?

Calvin: That doesn't matter! We have an anthem to sing!

Hobbes: It's G.R.O.S.S!

Calvin: G.R.O.S.S!

Hobbes: Plotting attacks only against Susie Derkins, because that's the only girl we can find to bug! But we all know Calvin just wants to show how much he loves her.

Calvin: WHAT?! Now I don't! Come here you fleabag!

(Fighting is heard in the background)

Calvin: OW! QUIT BITING!

Hobbes: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ATTACKING ME!

Calvin: WAIT! LETS CALL A TRUCE! A TRUUUCCE!