The Family Sleep Away Camp Trip Transcript

Mr. Jacobson: Well Were gonna go on a family sleep away camp trip.

Calvin:Do we have to?!

Mrs.jacobson:Yes.

Calvin: Why in the love of Rick Wakeman are we doing that?

Dad: Because we are. And I did not know you loved Rick Wakeman.

Hobbes: C'mon itll be fun.

(They get in the 2007 Chevy Impala LT . Mr.Jacobson turns on the radio. Loverboy's "Working For The Weekend" plays on the radio.)

Susie: Nice song!

Mrs.Jacobson: Yeah. When I was a kid I had this album, "Get Lucky."

Mr.Jacobson: Yeah. I can practice this on my Hammond B-3.

Mrs.Jacobson: Here we are at Camp Gobanoff.

Grandma: Yee Haw!

Hobbes: All Right!

Russy White: Yeah.

Gunther Berger: Welcome to Camp Gobanoff! I am the founder and counselor Gunther Berger.

Calvin: Nice to meet you.

Mrs.Jacobson: Nice place.

Gunther: Now the best thing I like about nature is walking.

Calvin: Eww!

Hobbes: What?

Calvin: I stepped in bee poop.

Hobbes:At least it cant be that bad.

(Cuts to next scene. Boz Scaggs "Lido Shuffle" plays on radio.)

Mr.Jacobson:Ah what a glorious day! The sun is out, there's burgers cooking on the grill, and I like it!

Calvin: Me too.

Mr.Jacobson: Why dont we check if theyre ready!

Calvin: Good idea.

Calvin: Mm-mmm! Great steak, Dad!

Hobbes:Calvin, could you pass the potatoes.

Calvin: Sure.

Hobbes: Thanks.

Calvin: Thank you, Dad, for these potatoes, steak, hamburgers, and corn.

Mr.Jacobson: No problem.

Scene 3.

Gunther: Time to go to bed.Come on, brush brush brush your teeth!

And good night campers.(He turns out the light.)

Calvin: (in his dream) Hey Hobbes where are you now?

Hobbes: I am beating up Prince Philip.

Calvin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Calvin: (waking up) Whoo! It was all a dream.

(Looks at Hobbes beating up Philip.)

Calvin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THE END.