Night of the Living Wooden Puppets Transcript

Scene 1
(Mrs.Jacobson enters.)

Mrs.Jacobson:Calvin,your dad and I have decided to take you to Brer Rabbit at the Denver Puppet Theater. \

Calvin: (sarcastic) How thrilling.

Mrs.Jacobson:It won't be that bad. You can bring a friend. Hobbes can too.

Calvin:OK.

(Mrs.Jacobson leaves)

Calvin:Did you hear that,Hobbes? We both can bring a friend to the Denver Puppet Theater!

Hobbes:Sounds great! Who will you take.

Calvin:Susie.

Hobbes:Oh. My. Goodness. Why on earth would you bring Susie?

Calvin:Because she's my only option.

Hobbes:How about that kid who moved in two episodes ago?

Calvin:I didn't notice because you and Susie were trying to save me from going mad.

Hobbes:He has a tiger as well.

Calvin:What a copycat.

Hobbes:He also lives in a mansion.

Calvin:Enough talking. This is just like The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Who are you bringing?

Hobbes:Socrates.

Calvin:Who is that?

Hobbes:The tiger with the kid up the street in the mansion.

Calvin:Go for it.

Hobbes: Calling right away.