The Many Adventures of Calvin and Hobbes\Trailers and bumpers

The following is a list of trailers and bumpers for The many adventures of Calvin and Hobbes.

Teaser Trailer
(Shows animated shot of Watterson,Ohio)

Narrator: In 1985, a man named Bill Watterson created a legacy entitled Calvin and Hobbes

(Shows shot of the bus stop on Almond Avenue)

Narrator: The strip, about a boy and his tiger, lasted ten years before being canceled on New year’s eve 1995.

(Screen fades to black)

Narrator: But now, after more then 30 years, the legend returns.

(Cuts to Cartoon Network logo. Zooms out to reveal series logo. Cuts to black screen with date saying 3\21\18)

Season 3 Reveal Trailer
(Calvin is dressed in an army uniform at what appears to be an army camp. He is writing a letter at a table.)

Calvin (Thought\Writing): Dear Mother, I take pen in hand to inform you that today, your son, Private Thompson, became a killer.

(Cuts to Calvin, Isaac Norman and Woodrow marching on a battlefield, led by General Hobbes. They have nerf weapons instead of real ones.)

Calvin (Narrating): Our platoon was on dawn patrol when the enemy hit us.

(Hobbes steps on a landmine.)

Hobbes: AMBUSH!! I repeat, AM-

(The landmine explodes, covering Calvin in stuffing and black and orange fur. The enemy, Susie, Moe, and some background characters, pop out and start firing. Calvin is stranded in the midst of pure chaos.)

Calvin: Bullets started flying, and at that moment, I couldn’t tell my fellow commandos apart from the enemy, the minors. I felt powerless...until I saw that crazy nincompoop Clayton murdering Major Gray.

(Clayton, a background character, jabs Isaac with a plastic knife a few times, and Isaac pretends to die. Suddenly, he gets a nerf dart between the eyes.)

Calvin: Anger took over me and I decided to give that idiot a closed casket funeral!

(Two minora list Private Clayton as they add up the casualties. One of them vomits.)

Calvin: I don’t know why we fight.

(Cuts back to Calvin writing his letter.)

Calvin: I hope that one day, The War will end, and everyone on this show will be united as one. Until then, this is Private Calvin Thompson, United States Army, 85th Battalion.

(Calvin finishes writing his letter, just as Moe comes by with an explosive device attached to his chest.)

Calvin: IT’S MOE!! HE’S GOT A BOMB!! GET DOWN!!!!

(The explosive detonates, destroying most of the camp. Calvin lays on the ground, severely injured.)

Calvin: *cough cough* In War, *cough* no one wins.

(Calvin then pretend dies as his letter blows to the ground. The screen cuts to a black screen with the words “WHO WILL SURVIVE SEASON 3?” in stencil font. The words then switch to “COMING TO CARTOON NETWORK FALL 2021”.

Bumpers
During the 2018 bumpers, the announcer will either say ”Get some snacks, because Calvin and Hobbes will be right back on Cartoon Network!“ Or “Now back to Calvin and Hobbes on Cartoon Network!”. All of the bumpers have a white background.

Pounce bumper (2018)
(Hobbes pounces. Calvin notices and starts running away.)

Calvin: AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!

(Camera zooms into Calvin’s mouth to reveal Cartoon Network logo.)

Aerial Attack bumper (2018)
(Susie is playing with dolls behind a tree. She then gets soaked with a water balloon. Zooms up to reveal Calvin, Hobbes and Isaac dropped it from the treehouse, which has the Cartoon Network logo painted on it. They giggle.)

Spaceman Spiff bumper (2018)
(Spiff runs from the camera. He then shoots his ray at the camera, causing the screen to flash electric blue. After the flash, the Cartoon Network logo appears, with Spiff nowhere to be seen.)

T-Rex bumper (2018)
(Calvin and Hobbes run from a T-Rex)

Calvin and Hobbes: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The T-Rex roars And eats the camera, revealing the Cartoon Network logo.)