A Day at the Office Transcript

Scene 1
(Dad comes into the house one day, happier than usual)

Dad: Dear, guess what?

Mom: I don't think I want to.

Dad: Some person called Jack Freewater is being sued!

Mom: SO?

Dad: I've been hired as his defense lawyer!

(Calvin, who is watching TV, starts bursting into laughter.)

Calvin: YOU? Do a defense?

(Calvin falls out of the couch.)