The Adventure Begins Transcript

(Starts showing clips of Calvin and Hobbes on the burning Time Machine)

Narrator: Last time, our new heroes-

Calvin: (Pops up) Whoa, no. Just no.

Narrator: What now?

Calvin: This is stupid! We already saw this! Nobody wants us to see me suffer again!

Narrator: Well not everyone saw the fir-

Calvin: I DON'T CARE! ROLL THE THEME!

Narrator: Fine...

(Theme plays, cuts to Calvin and Hobbes walking)

Calvin: Ugh, I don't even know where we are.

Hobbes: I don't either...

Calvin: So I think I've figured out where we are...

Hobbes: What do you mean?

Calvin: Its simple really, its that-

(Calvin slips on the wagon and starts rolling off, Hobbes attempts to grab him, and they both go for a ride until they fling off a hill onto a roof.)

Hobbes: Well, I thought our luck hasn't gotten any worse....

Calvin: How is that?! How could the wagon be here?! I didn't even bring it with me! Something very suspicious is going on, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it!

Hobbes: How about we figure out who's house were on now?

Calvin: Uh Hobbes?

Hobbes: Yes?

Calvin: This looks more like some sort of research lab to me...

(Shows wideshot, revealing that Calvin and Hobbes are on the roof of a gated research lab.)

Hobbes: Wow, your actually right about something for once.

(Calvin glares at him)

Calvin: Now's not the time Hobbes...

Hobbes: Oh excuse me....

Calvin: Come on, lets hop down and see if we can figure out where we are. (Hops down)

?: BULBA!

(Hobbes looks down)

Calvin: Uh, sorry?

(Bulbasaur attempts to grab Calvin, but Calvin escapes)

Calvin: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE SUCKER! (Runs off)

Bulbasaur: BULBA!

Hobbes: Oh boy, this is going to get big)

(Several Pokemon come out of nowhere and corner Calvin)

Calvin: Oh crud.... HOBBES! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

Hobbes: Go with your gut! Try and speak their language or something! I don't know what else I can suggest!

Calvin: AHEM! Good morning or whatever time it is freaks of nature, my name is Calvin, Calvin the Bold to be exact. Call me that or you'll suffer greatly. I come in peace, I mean no harm. So, lets settle this the easy way. Take me to your supreme overlord, make me Supreme Dictator for Life, and then we'll all be happy!

(Hobbes facepalms)

(The Pokemon look at Calvin angry and prepare to attack)

Calvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Calvin runs away, with the other Pokemon chasing after him)

Calvin: HOBBES! DO SOMETHING!

Hobbes: Nah I'm good. This is comedy.

Calvin: (OS) GAHHH!

Hobbes: Okay, okay! I'm coming!