The Annual Go-Kart Race Transcript

Calvin: (Reading today's newspaper) Heh heh! Today's Calvin And Hobbes was funny. WHAT?! A GO-KART RACE IS TODAY?! BUT IT'S ONLY FRIDAY! And it's summer!

Hobbes: What's this about a go-kart race.

Calvin: Look! The top winner gets $100,000 dollars! Dollars dollars dollars dollars!

Mom: No, I am not buying a go-kart for you!

Calvin:Pleasey-please?

Mom:All right.

Trevor: Surprise! I built it for you!

Calvin:(crying) Thank you, Trevor!

Trevor: I am your crew chief and spotter, Dr.Johansson is your assistant spotter, and Susie Derkins is the tire carrier.

Dr.Johansson: Hi. Win it for me!

Announcer: On the pole is Dexter Macphearson. 2nd is Calvin Jacobson. And GO!

(Go-kart engines buzzing) Calvin:Hey Dexter!

(He spins out Dexter, causing him to spin in front of Calvin. He clips the left front corner of Calvin's car, spinning him out.A green-and-red car crashes into Calvin's car.)

Dr. Johansson: Don't worry. Hobbes is guiding you to the finish line.

(Hobbes' car touches the crippled end of Calvin's, guiding him to the finish line.)

Dr. Johansson: Hobbes is a winner!

Calvin: What are you going to do with this Mocha Cola?

Hobbes: I'll give it to charity. Calvin: I have the perfect idea on what to do with this $100,000.

(Outside a movie theater. Charlie and Rosalyn are about to enter.)

Rosalyn: We'd like two tickets to see Doug's 1st movie.

Joe: We're all sold out.

(Calvin and Hobbes are in the theater drinking sodas and eating popcorn.)

Hobbes: Life is good.

Calvin: Yeah.