The Portal that Lies in the Closet Transcript

Calvin: Hey, you're back! Well, guess what? The Calvin and Hobbes Show has returned!

Scene 1: The portal
(Episode starts with Calvin being dragged up the stairs.)

Calvin: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mr. Grayson now reads Calvin a bedtime story.)

Mr. Grayson: ...and so, they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Calvin: Thank gosh THAT story was over. That was lame and gross.

Mr. Grayson: Trust me Calvin, it was much better than reading "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" for the the quadrillionth time.

Calvin: You don't appreciate fine literature! That's all there is to it.

Mr. Grayson: (Rolls eyes) Good night Calvin. (Shuts light off and closes door.)

Hobbes: I actually liked that story...

(Calvin glares at him)

Hobbes: Sure I like Hamster Huey, but I'll admit it DOES get a little boring after reading it some many times.

Calvin: Pah! You don't understand great works of literature when you see them?

Hobbes: Actually I do.

Calvin: Well-

(Whirring noise is heard)

Hobbes: W-what's that?

Calvin: I-I don't know!

Hobbes: It sounds like its coming from your closet.

(They get up and open the closet door, to see a portal, they both gasp)

Calvin: Gah! What the?!

Hobbes: Did one of your convoluted inventions backfire again?

Calvin: They aren't convoluted! And they've never backfired either!

Hobbes: (Rolls eyes) Sure...

Calvin: Hmm, well from the looks of it, it seems to be some sort of portal.

Hobbes: Well lets just leave it alone and may-

(Calvin jumps in the portal)

Hobbes: (Sighs) Of course we just HAVE to explore it... (Jumps in)

Scene 2: The first world
(Calvin and Hobbes land in TBD)